koleun says:
the word "subtle" is involved somewhere within said definition
Samantha says:
you and your big snotty words need to fuck off and stop talking to me
koleun says:
but you keep responding, and I'm having quite a lot of fun. As I'm saying nothing that a reasonable person would find offensive. And, yet, here you are; finding it offensive.
Samantha says:
mhmm
koleun says:
now, you've left me with nothing with that statement, as you never really said anything. But, what you did do for me is tell me, whether you know it or not, that you're still reading what I'm typing. That's also quite amuzing to me.
koleun says:
Finally, you've solved the puzzle of how to get me to stop typing at you. And, all I had to do was tell you what I was doing and the thing to do to make me stop.
koleun says:
I thought you'd like to know. I'm attracted to Lois Griffin.
Samantha says:
its funny how your wasting your time typing all this bullshit to me.
koleun says:
Even after I told you twice the way to make me stop, you keep responding.
Samantha says:
n id like you to know i think your the biggest goof i have ever talked to.
koleun says:
And, still. You continue to respond, knowing full well that it's fueling my desire, for whatever reason, to continue typing.
koleun says:
You know. I think I shall write my term paper for Psych on this behaviour. For, I cannot possibly comprehend your motivations in continually responding to this stimuli when you know its eventual outcome.
koleun says:
You're really quite fascinating
Samantha says:
thanks i get that alot.
koleun says:
You're very welcome. Do people also say things like "Hey, you don't make any fuckin sense" to you all the time also?
Samantha says:
nope
koleun says:
One would expect they would
Samantha says:
one would expect ur a faggot
koleun says:
Are there more like you, or are you some sort of interesting anomaly? Alone on your worthless and unknown cause.
koleun says:
If you don't mind, and I'm sure you don't; I'd just like to ask you a few simple questions. Just to see where in my study you fit. How old are you? What part of the world are you from? What's your yearly income? And, finally. Did you vote Republican last election?
Samantha says:
im uhhh 39.. im from China.. im poor n i dont vote
koleun says:
You know, falsified data will taint my findings, and I won't be able to make accurate representations regarding your specific disorder.
Samantha says:
thats just too bad
koleun says:
It really is, and I don't know if you knew this but, the disorder you suffer from; stupidity, its rampant among poor asains in their late thirties and early fourties. But, there is hope
koleun says:
I hope to one day find a cure.
Samantha says:
oh baby ur my cure.. cum in my mouth make me screaaaaaaam
koleun says:
No, in fact, I actually just vometed a little in my mouth.
Samantha says:
thats too bad cause you make me so wet
koleun says:
I'm not attracted to older, poorer, asianer women. I'm sorry
Samantha says:
who says im a woman
koleun says:
that's a good point, Samantha is a unisex name. Like Sarah, or Brittany
Samantha says:
um it isnt.. but okay
koleun says:
I think you misunderstood what I said.. but okay
Samantha says:
mkay
koleun says:
You bore me. Goodnight Samantha. I hope you enjoy your emo-hand poor asain man/woman sleep.
Samantha says:
how is that emo
Samantha says:
like honestly
koleun says:
How is anything emo? By being awesome. Emo just equals Awesome in my mind
Samantha says:
so you think im awesome?
koleun says:
How can you not see the connection? They both rhyme and are spelled the same.
Samantha says:
do not
Samantha says:
lick my cunt
koleun says:
What, in that previous statement could have possibly angered you?
Samantha says:
how is telling you to lick my cunt seemed angry?
koleun says:
I suppose the use of the word "cunt" with it's initial sound of the hard "C", it's one-syllableness and the final "T" sound that makes that statement seem angry
Samantha says:
LICK MY VAGINA
Samantha says:
better?
koleun says:
Yes, though I'd still rather not perform any sexual act with you. Including oral sex. Though, I did just discover that you really are a poor, thirty-nine year old asian woman, as I previously thought.
Samantha says:
lol fuck you.. you know i was joking
koleun says:
I knew no such thing. I took what you said to be true. Why would you lie to me about such trivial things. You become more and more intriguing with each statement you utter. Though, please. Stop speaking to me. I must ignore my work and prepare for tomorrow.
Samantha says:
you must ignore your work?
koleun says:
Yes.
koleun says:
It makes sense, you're just not viewing the words with the proper sight. What I meant was, that I must ignore you, and this conversation, which is my "work", which is collecting data to help cure stupidity. Which you suffer from.
That's where she didn't respond for over twenty minutes. She still hasn't, but I've claimed a huge victory at this point and thought the conversation was done. I was right.
the word "subtle" is involved somewhere within said definition
Samantha says:
you and your big snotty words need to fuck off and stop talking to me
koleun says:
but you keep responding, and I'm having quite a lot of fun. As I'm saying nothing that a reasonable person would find offensive. And, yet, here you are; finding it offensive.
Samantha says:
mhmm
koleun says:
now, you've left me with nothing with that statement, as you never really said anything. But, what you did do for me is tell me, whether you know it or not, that you're still reading what I'm typing. That's also quite amuzing to me.
koleun says:
Finally, you've solved the puzzle of how to get me to stop typing at you. And, all I had to do was tell you what I was doing and the thing to do to make me stop.
koleun says:
I thought you'd like to know. I'm attracted to Lois Griffin.
Samantha says:
its funny how your wasting your time typing all this bullshit to me.
koleun says:
Even after I told you twice the way to make me stop, you keep responding.
Samantha says:
n id like you to know i think your the biggest goof i have ever talked to.
koleun says:
And, still. You continue to respond, knowing full well that it's fueling my desire, for whatever reason, to continue typing.
koleun says:
You know. I think I shall write my term paper for Psych on this behaviour. For, I cannot possibly comprehend your motivations in continually responding to this stimuli when you know its eventual outcome.
koleun says:
You're really quite fascinating
Samantha says:
thanks i get that alot.
koleun says:
You're very welcome. Do people also say things like "Hey, you don't make any fuckin sense" to you all the time also?
Samantha says:
nope
koleun says:
One would expect they would
Samantha says:
one would expect ur a faggot
koleun says:
Are there more like you, or are you some sort of interesting anomaly? Alone on your worthless and unknown cause.
koleun says:
If you don't mind, and I'm sure you don't; I'd just like to ask you a few simple questions. Just to see where in my study you fit. How old are you? What part of the world are you from? What's your yearly income? And, finally. Did you vote Republican last election?
Samantha says:
im uhhh 39.. im from China.. im poor n i dont vote
koleun says:
You know, falsified data will taint my findings, and I won't be able to make accurate representations regarding your specific disorder.
Samantha says:
thats just too bad
koleun says:
It really is, and I don't know if you knew this but, the disorder you suffer from; stupidity, its rampant among poor asains in their late thirties and early fourties. But, there is hope
koleun says:
I hope to one day find a cure.
Samantha says:
oh baby ur my cure.. cum in my mouth make me screaaaaaaam
koleun says:
No, in fact, I actually just vometed a little in my mouth.
Samantha says:
thats too bad cause you make me so wet
koleun says:
I'm not attracted to older, poorer, asianer women. I'm sorry
Samantha says:
who says im a woman
koleun says:
that's a good point, Samantha is a unisex name. Like Sarah, or Brittany
Samantha says:
um it isnt.. but okay
koleun says:
I think you misunderstood what I said.. but okay
Samantha says:
mkay
koleun says:
You bore me. Goodnight Samantha. I hope you enjoy your emo-hand poor asain man/woman sleep.
Samantha says:
how is that emo
Samantha says:
like honestly
koleun says:
How is anything emo? By being awesome. Emo just equals Awesome in my mind
Samantha says:
so you think im awesome?
koleun says:
How can you not see the connection? They both rhyme and are spelled the same.
Samantha says:
do not
Samantha says:
lick my cunt
koleun says:
What, in that previous statement could have possibly angered you?
Samantha says:
how is telling you to lick my cunt seemed angry?
koleun says:
I suppose the use of the word "cunt" with it's initial sound of the hard "C", it's one-syllableness and the final "T" sound that makes that statement seem angry
Samantha says:
LICK MY VAGINA
Samantha says:
better?
koleun says:
Yes, though I'd still rather not perform any sexual act with you. Including oral sex. Though, I did just discover that you really are a poor, thirty-nine year old asian woman, as I previously thought.
Samantha says:
lol fuck you.. you know i was joking
koleun says:
I knew no such thing. I took what you said to be true. Why would you lie to me about such trivial things. You become more and more intriguing with each statement you utter. Though, please. Stop speaking to me. I must ignore my work and prepare for tomorrow.
Samantha says:
you must ignore your work?
koleun says:
Yes.
koleun says:
It makes sense, you're just not viewing the words with the proper sight. What I meant was, that I must ignore you, and this conversation, which is my "work", which is collecting data to help cure stupidity. Which you suffer from.
That's where she didn't respond for over twenty minutes. She still hasn't, but I've claimed a huge victory at this point and thought the conversation was done. I was right.
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